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Monday, April 11, 2011

Just For Fun: Object also have gender...Male or Female?

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FREEZER BAGS
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They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.



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PHOTOCOPIERS
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These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.



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TIRES
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Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated



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HOT AIR BALLOONS
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Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.


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SPONGES
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These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.



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WEB PAGES
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Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.

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TRAINS
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Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people…



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EGG TIMERS
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Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.



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HAMMERS
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Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.



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THE REMOTECONTROL
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Female. Ha! You probably thought it would-be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

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